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		<title>Inauguration Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We watched the inauguration live at work today and I can say that I was surprised theat Cheney didn&#8217;t fly his wheelchair over the audience with a freeze ray or something. &#8220;Not so fast, Obama&#8230;&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We watched the inauguration live at work today and I can say that I was surprised theat Cheney didn&#8217;t fly his wheelchair over the audience with a freeze ray or something.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24" title="dick_cheney" src="http://monotonydigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dick_cheney.jpg" alt="dick_cheney" width="250" height="256" /></p>
<p>&#8220;Not so fast, Obama&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>McCain Bashes Dungeons and Dragons</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  In a recent blog post on the McCain website, Obama supporters are referred to as the &#8220;Dungeons and Dragons Crowd&#8221;, and it is implied that they are not mighty enough to fight for their country, and that they live in their mom&#8217;s basements.  While I suspect he is referring to Redditors, (myself included), I [...]]]></description>
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<p>In a recent <a href="http://www.johnmccain.com/McCainReport/Read.aspx?guid=181471d0-5456-4434-9f78-2f30ffc39459">blog post</a> on the McCain website, Obama supporters are referred to as the &#8220;Dungeons and Dragons Crowd&#8221;, and it is implied that they are not mighty enough to fight for their country, and that they live in their mom&#8217;s basements. </p>
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<p>While I suspect he is referring to <a href="http://reddit.com">Redditors</a>, (myself included), I think that statement is misguided.  Dungeons and Dragons folk are crafty, many of us are also really nerdy martial artists (I practice Kendo and Kenjitsu), and I don&#8217;t live in my mother&#8217;s basement. I surpasses the average Dungeons and Dragons player in nerdinedss, as my friends and I were dissatisfied with the DND combat and magic system, we switched to a more loose system (GURPS, by Steve Jackson Games), and created our own combat and magic system.</p>
<p>The guy that spearheaded that very very nerdy movement, my friend Stuart, is now a staff sergeant in the US Army, Served in Iraq and other secret locations, and has a security clearance higher than the President.  So, in a word, suck it, McCain.  Suck it dry. (That&#8217;s several words, I am aware.  You suck it too.)</p>
<p>I attack the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA">DARKNESS</a>!</p>
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		<title>iPhone 2.1, please come soon!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can not wait for the next iPhone software update.  2.0 has some revolutionary features, and actually makes my telephone seem like a space phone from the future, but there are some really horrible downsides. The worst one by far is the 1 hour + backup every time I sync the phone! Incrimental, anyone?  Give [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can not wait for the next iPhone software update.  2.0 has some revolutionary features, and actually makes my telephone seem like a space phone from the future, but there are some really horrible downsides.</p>
<p>The worst one by far is the 1 hour + backup <strong>every time I sync the phone!</strong> Incrimental, anyone?  Give me a break.</p>
<p>Opening an application sometimes crashes the app, and other times restarts my phone.  This is a real pain in the ass as well.</p>
<p>In fairness, I love the app store, and screen capture is pretty schweet.  There are little hidden things like holding down the period(.) on pages that have the @ symbol to get .com .org .net, whatever, and the faaaaaancy calculator.  It is a shame that those two problems had to be such doozys.</p>
<p>I do hear that 2.1 may have copy/paste though.  Not sure how long we have to wait for video recording and MMS though, 2 features that my Grandma&#8217;s phone has but the iPhone doesn&#8217;t&#8230;</p>
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		<title>I have nothing to say</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[But, in true internet fashion, I am still saying something.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But, in true internet fashion, I am still saying something.</p>
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